is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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