I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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