No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Is it penis luge time yet?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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