You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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