You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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Vodka?
Forever.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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