so that wasnt chicken after all
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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