enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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