Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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