My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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