I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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