Do you still have your period?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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