soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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