He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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