who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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