Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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