I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
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your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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