Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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