What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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