that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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