It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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