I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
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When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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