Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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