Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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