Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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