I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Dicks are not precious.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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