Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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