I like to think it a success when the cops are called
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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