a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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