you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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