I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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