I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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