Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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