Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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