I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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