i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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