the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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