...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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