So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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