It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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