Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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