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told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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