i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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