My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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