he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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