Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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