yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
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Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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