ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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