what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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