i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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