they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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